Do me a favour and pretend that my recent Police Quest post had included this line:
"The series then spun off as Police Quest: SWAT, and then just SWAT (perhaps upon the realisation that 'Police Quest' was the dumbest-sounding name this side of an L.A. private school.)"
Oh man. Why can't I produce these high-quality zingers faster? Maybe one of these days I should try something called a "second draft."