August 21, 2008

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Anonymous said...

Twice a week huh? What "yesterday" and "tomorrow"?

Alex P said...

Post "Untitled Braid Post" 10% loaded

Oh come on, now you're just fucking with me. :D

Duncan said...

Just so you guys don't think I'm pulling this thing entirely out of my ass, Final Grades has been renamed Classic Tech Demo and should appear this weekend.